Every single college has stereotypes. Some schools are smart schools, dumb schools, party schools, redneck schools, rich schools, frat schools, etc. Every school also has a distinctive "look" that the average student shares. You're already picturing your rival's "look" right now and thinking about how punchable that face is. Admit it, you just did that. Some schools love their "look" so much that they even hired coaches that share that "look." Here's some coaches who look just like their schools.
LANE KIFFIN
Back in the day Coach Kiffin was SAE president at Ole Miss, and he hasn't missed a single chapter alumni event since. He still has that same F-150 he had at Ole Miss, but he got a new one for driving in public cause he couldn't completely scrape the Confederate Flag sticker off of the back window. Every single tie he owns is red, and he doesn't have glasses in his kitchen cabinets, just red solo cups. Like all Ole Miss alums he's maxed out his credit card multiple times at the Memphis Bass Pro Shops Pyramid, and he's got a fishing boat in his back yard even though he hasn't fished in 15 years.
KIRBY SMART
Kirby actually went to Georgia so OF COURSE he actually looks like a Dawg. If you put him in a room with a thousand other men and said "pick the Georgia alum" it's Kirby every single time. It doesn't matter if you know who he is or not, it's an easy choice. Why? Because he lives in a perpetual state of looking like he either just played 18 holes or is about to play 18 holes of golf. Think, use your brain, has Kirby Smart ever looked like he isn't ready to play golf? No, even in a suit and tie he looks like he just got off the driving range. That's the key to looking UGA as hell, you have to live in a constant state of golfness. There could be a time when you're walking to class, and you can't get into a building unless you stick that 135 yard pitching wedge shot within 30 feet of the hole. That's why every Georgia kid looks like an ad in Golfer's Digest. That look is the entire reason why Bubba Watson went to Georgia. He thought Georgia wanted him so bad that they had every male at the school dress up like him for his visit. Turns out, he thought they loved him so much that they were doing it for his entire career. Side note, has anyone ever seen Kirby Smart, Bubba Watson, and Kevin Kisner in the same room?
MIKE KRZYZEWSKI
Coach K looks like he went to Hogwarts and never left so he just became a professor. Since Duke is one of the closest schools in America to being Hogwarts, Coach K looks very Duke. He looks like a man whose family had money, but not enough to buy his way into Harvard or Yale, so they sent him to Duke. He had never heard of North Carolina until he showed up in Durham, and he never left campus once because he "couldn't touch the same ground as those people." After graduating from Duke, he has never been back. When asked about his favorite thing at Duke he said, "The gargoyles, they reminded me of home."
DABO SWINNEY
Dabo Swinney looks like the average Clemson baseball player, and therefore the average Clemson student. If you ever go to Clemson you will see that it is impossible to tell the baseball players apart from the regular students because every guy looks like a baseball player. He's always got the hat pulled down over his face. He's got a little bit, but not too much, hair flowing out the back of it. He still has a pretty strong relationship with his church youth pastor from high school, and he still lives in Clemson because "man that town just gets me." He looks like he spends a ton of time around the baseball team, despite not being on the coaching staff. The players call him Uncle Dabo, and (promise not to tell anyone) he gives them cash and takes them out to eat all the time.
SCOTT DREW
Scott Drew looks like the kid who would wear a button-down shirt and khakis to class everyday because he wanted to dress business casual. Luckily for him, that's standard dress at Baylor because it is modest while not being overstated. He picked Baylor because he wanted a more intimate college experience and he wanted a place where he could bring his kids back for games one day. He looks like an average, boring dude, and if you attend Baylor that's what you look like too (unless you're Chip Gaines or RGIII).
JIMBO FISHER
Jimbo Fisher looks like he went to Texas A&M as a student for the sole purpose of learning how to get rich on oil money, and damnit it worked! He's got a little bit of a sleepy eye look, but all A&M men have that cause years of Midnight Yell will do that to you. The hair on the top of his head never grew back after being buzzed off on the first day of ROTC, and like all good A&M boys, he looks like he's never been to an Aggie game without a date. He's got a baker's dozen of Aggie cowboy boots on the wall in his house, and still wears his ROTC uniform to church because he's fighting for the Lord. GIG EM WHOOP!
Comentarios