Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
Texas A&M is a pretty basic school. When it comes to athletic history they have a larger opinion of themselves than reality suggests they should, but boy do they have money. They also have a cult like following and have many weird traditions. You all know about these things, I'm not here to bore you with that. A&M is going to partake in the alcoholic drink that currently is the most basic, is making a lot of money, thinks higher of itself than it should, and has a cult like following. Yup, ain't no laws in College Station, A&M your gameday drink is White Claw. Has White Claw accomplished anything besides making a bunch of money for some reason? Does White Claw have a cult-like following? Is White Claw the Aggies of the alcohol world? You tell me. Another reason why White Claw works for A&M is that it's the school most likely to have dudes buying Claws. Walking up to the bar with that buzz cut and coming back double fisting Claws. But y'all, lastly and most importantly, like girls drunk off of one White Claw, Texas A&M does a lot of whooping and yelling at midnight.
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