Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
I'm going to get right to the point with this one, Texas you're drinking mojitos. Why, you ask?
Mojito
Very well known
Has been wildly popular
Has also been unpopular
Very recognizable
Makes plenty of money
Goes through cycles of being "Back"
Texas Athletics
Very well known
Has been wildly popular
Has also been unpopular
Very recognizable
Makes plenty of money
Goes through cycles of being "Back"
A mojito is a quality drink. Everyone knows it for a reason, but it would never be confused with something special. Sometimes it's even disappointing. Now has Texas football or basketball had a single disappointing season in the past decade? Hmm... Texas fans you tell me, and down another mojito or two cause man y'all need it.
Also Sam Ehlinger just looks like a big mojito guy.
Ok cool, Hook Em! 🤘
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