Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
TCU athletics is a pretty simple institution. Yes, recently there's been some up and down football success, a couple of NCAA Tournament appearances, and a couple of College World Series appearances, but on the whole it's just your run of the mill Power Five athletics program. So they are going to drink a drink that also can be really great when made well, but is usually just a run of the mill drink. It's not amazing, but it's not bad, it's a screwdriver. Just as simple as orange juice and vodka. It doesn't hurt that the most famous and successful TCU athlete since LaDanian Tomlinson has orange hair and is also a simple man in the NFL. Congratulations TCU, you're a Power Five school now, but has it really done a lot for you? Only you can answer that.
Someone please tell Jamie Dixon to change his hairstyle.
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