Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
The University of South Carolina has had recent athletic success winning back-to-back baseball national titles 9 years ago and winning a women's basketball championship in 2017. They also had a surprise men's basketball Final Four run in 2017. (Stephen A. Smith voice) HOWEVA, the one sport that really matters in Columbia (yes, football) they haven't won anything of any importance really ever. That's reason alone to drink strong stuff, but there's also this
So let's just kill two birds with one stone here. Let's let South Carolina fans drown out their sorrows, and we'll continue letting the students set game day hospitalization records. They're gonna be buying Wild Turkey by the handle at games. I've got nothing else I'm sorry South Carolina fans. It must really suck watching Clemson be that much better than you. Also Five Points is a drained swamp.
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