Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
So I think it goes without saying that Rutgers is pretty terrible at every sport. They had that decent women's basketball stretch with C. Vivian Stringer, and Greg Schiano won 9 games that one time, but that's pretty much all the athletic success of the last 20ish (I'm being nice) years. However, since they bring that big NYC fan base (lmao) they scored a Big 10 invite while still being awful all the way around. So when it comes to what Rutgers should be drinking I decided to give them something terrible and useless. Enter Twisted Tea. I have never met someone who likes that stuff, and I have never willingly drank it. If it ceased to exist tomorrow would anyone even notice? If Rutgers University ceased to exist tomorrow would anyone even notice? The answer to both is a resounding no. So since nobody actually cares about either Twisted Tea or Rutgers, the remainder of this blog will be dedicated to the fact that on Sunday, September 29, 2019 Rutgers named NUNZIO CAMPANILE interim football coach. Yes, NUNZIO CAMPANILE. Just let Rutgers play in the Pinstripe Bowl this year please. It doesn't matter what their record is America needs Nunzio Campanile coaching at Yankee Stadium. Be the best waste management man you can be, Nunzio.
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