Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
I'm going to get right to it here, Penn State. You're drinking Sam Adams Oktoberfest. If you take a second to think about it you can see that my reasoning is pretty simple. Think Penn State fans, when does your school matter? Pinpoint the exact time on the calendar when your school matters to the world. That's right, Penn State only matters in October. Why, you ask? Well for starters football season is in October and that is the only thing Penn State does that matters. Also, by the time November rolls around Penn State has lost a few games and is not relevant in the big picture of college football anymore and we have to wait another 12 months to care about Penn State again. Sorry Penn State fans, it's reality. Get a better basketball coach.
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