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ALCOHOL SERIES: Oregon State

Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!


Corvallis, Oregon is a land of rain and disappointment, except for a few baseball seasons. I mean come on people, when's the last time Oregon State's been relevant in anything besides baseball? It's been awhile, and no, being like a 10 seed in the NCAA Tournament a few years ago doesn't count. It's bad, man, and if it wasn't for baseball... Yeah, yikes. Anyways, Oregon State gets to drink Michelob Ultra because it's basically just water. Corvallis is basically just rainwater so it works. That Michelob is going to really taste good in the rain. Shout out to all 10 of you at Oregon State games who will actually be drinking it. Long live the Beaver Shark.





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