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ALCOHOL SERIES: Ole Miss

Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!


Ole Miss is frat as hell. Y'all know this, I'm not breaking any news here. I'm pretty sure a graduation requirement at Ole Miss is being in a frat or sorority. The thing Ole Miss doesn't want you to know is that they don't have the money that you think all these frat boys do. Sure, some of them do, but the money is not there like you think. Because of this, Ole Miss you will be drinking Aristocrat by the handle. Aristocrat is frat as hell and cheap as hell, therefore making it Ole Miss as hell. And look, Ole Miss fans, you'd rather me talk about the frat culture at your than anything else that goes on there. Your on-field/court product has been terrible, and you're constantly in NCAA trouble. I'll do you a favor and not talk about the Confederate flag either. Anyways to recap, Ole Miss is broke as hell and frat as hell and is going drink Aristocrat



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