Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
Pokes, I gotta say this was a hard one. Not only are you a pretty bland and boring athletic program (not too good, not too bad), but also T. Boone Pickens is a light drinker who only drinks wine occasionally. I know that in Stillwater, T Boone's word is law. Therefore, Oklahoma State will be drinking wine. What wine? Stemmari, Nero d’Avola. Why Stemmari, Nero d’Avola? Well for starters it is cheap, and T. Boone has all y'all's money so you can thank me for that. But Stemmari, Nero d’Avola also has a fancy enough name where it sounds like something T. Boone would actually drink if he so chose to imbibe. Mike Gundy definitely won't drink this because it sounds way too fancy for him. Plus if T. Boone's drinking it then he's out. But you, average Cowboy fan, you will drink this and you will drink it happily while you hit a wall with a paddle. You will pretend that you are Cowboy Jesus himself, T. Boone Pickens, and you will continue to lose to Oklahoma.
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