Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
As master intellectual Cardale Jones once said, at Ohio State they "ain't come to play school." The school has about 100,000 undergrad students and all they wanna do is get lit (and lift weights). So I want you picture this. It's kickoff time at the Horseshoe and all the Ohio State students are ripping Jager bombs and screaming "O-H-I-O rip his fucking head off!" That's their drink. Jager bombs.
I also want to see Buck-I-Guy and all their other idiot, insane fans just tossing back Jager bombs all game long. Those dudes would totally try to keep up with the students and they would be passed out by about the second drive of the game. Also funny coincidence, but you never see those dudes at basketball games. Hmmm... Well I guess it doesn't matter what they're drinking cause they're still going to beat Michigan but miss the Playoff. Oh, and since it's Ohio State we're calling them The Jager bombs.
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