Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
NERDS! I could just leave it at that but I won't. Obviously, it takes a certain kind of person to go to Northwestern, and a special type of person to be an athlete there. You gotta be really freaking smart. So if Northwestern were to sell alcohol at sporting events I'm sure there would be backlash because that could ruin people's smart brains. Then again having sporting events on campus takes away valuable time that should be used for reading or studying. So Northwestern, for the sake of this exercise you have to drink at games, but we'll help you out. We'll give you the lamest drink possible, an appletini. Sure, complain that we are making alcohol available, but if you think this drink is going to ruin your brain, boy are you mistaken. It'll make you lose your man card, sure. But your brain? It'll be perfectly fine. So down that weak-ass appletini right quick and get back to your books.
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