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ALCOHOL SERIES: NC State

Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!


NC State fans are the most insecure in the country. It's hard to blame them. They have always been mediocre at best in every single sport, and they are always playing third fiddle to North Carolina and Duke right in their own backyard. NC State fans have a massive inferiority complex, and they are looking for any reason possible to say their school is better than Carolina or Duke (there aren't many). So in perfect NC State look at me fashion, New Belgium Brewing in Raleigh just released an NC State beer within the last two weeks. That beer is Old Tuffy, and it will be what they drink in Raleigh on game day. I'm sure NC State fans will be ecstatic about this choice, but only because they have their own beer and Carolina and Duke don't. Keep howling NC State fans, maybe one day that'll get you to double-digit football wins or back to the Final Four (try scoring more than 24 points in a game first), but let's be real y'all are doomed to mediocrity #NCStateShit.




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