Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
Congratulations Minnesota, you spent a bunch of money hiring big name head coaches Richard Pitino and P.J. Fleck and how has that worked out for you? Are you out of your cycle of mediocrity yet? Have you reached the upper echelon of the Big 10 like Michigan, Michigan State, Ohio State, or Wisconsin? No, you haven't. You're stuck winning about 5-8 football games per year, and being a 8-11 seed in the NCAA Tournament. You've spent a bunch of money and you have basically nothing to show for it. Look, you're a fine athletic program, but you aren't elite. You're fine. So what drink did you get? You get Tito's by the fifth. Tito's isn't cheap, but does it really impress your friends? Tito's is a good vodka but is it the best most high-roller vodka? I mean, it's no Grey Goose, but it's not bad. That's where you are Minnesota, you aren't amazing but you sure as hell aren't bad either. Pass an extra handle to Richard Pitino on his way out the door.
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