Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
Let’s get this out of the way first, Miami is a really good private school. It has great academics and a great reputation as an academic institution. However, the majority of Miami fans did not actually attend the U. Do with that information what you will, I didn’t say it, you did. Miami fans are a wild and interesting group, just like the athletes at the U. Therefore, Miami fans are going to be drinking the favorite drink of the city of Miami, 4 Loko. We need this, we need this in a bad way, we need Miami fans all hopped up on 4 Loko as they get pissed about the Canes not being 2001 good. We need all 12 of them (be real, no one actually goes to Miami football or basketball games unless they’re really good) to be pounding 4 Lokos and going absolutely crazy. That’s what we want from this, Miami. We are helping you stay on brand. We are helping bring the U back, and we know that’s all you want anyways. Someone get Michael Irvin on the phone because I know he would support this movement.
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