Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
LSU knows how to have a good time. They get Death Valley rocking for those night games and everyone is already drunk so there probably isn’t much need for alcohol sales in the stadium but we’ll do it anyways. At LSU you need something to keep the party going. You need something that will ensure you are shitfaced from kickoff all the way until the alma mater is sung after the game. That is why LSU will be selling Jose Cuervo by the handle. That will be sure to keep the party going all night. Just keep ripping pulls of tequila while Alabama (or Troy) scores another touchdown. Cause remember LSU fans you’ve had tons of great athletes in the last 10 or so years. Leonard Fournette, Odell Beckham Jr., Jarvis Landry, Tyrann Mathieu, Jamal Adams, Ben Simmons, Jarrell Martin, Tremont Waters, Aaron Nola, DJ Lemahieu, just to name a few. And what did these guys accomplish in college? Not a whole lot, and definitely not a national title. Also this is guaranteed to provide more great LSU crowd moments, and you know we can’t have too many of those.
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