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ALCOHOL SERIES: Kentucky

Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!


Well, Kentucky fans, I am going to be nice to you. I'm not going to talk about how obnoxious you are, or how you send death threats to refs, or how Papa John and Drake both rep the Wildcats. No, I am going to tell you that you are going to drink some random dude's moonshine at games. How will that random dude be decided? With a moonshine contest each July of course. Can you imagine thousands of crazy Kentucky fans coming to Kroger Field each July to compete in the moonshine contest? Of course they'd also all drink so much freaking moonshine in the process and then probably not be able to actually decide which moonshine they liked. Anyways I'm pitching this to John Schnatter and it's going to happen. I promise I will be in attendance drinking everyone's best moonshine each summer. Get ready Wildcat fans, this is going to be fun.


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