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ALCOHOL SERIES: Iowa State

Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!


Ames, Iowa, a place where all they do is drink. Do the fine people who inhabit the town with the campus of Iowa State University typically care what they are drinking? No, they just want to drink and drink and drink. So Iowa State fans will have absolutely no problem drinking only Natural Light at games. They might as well back up a Natty truck to the top of every section, or shoot cans out of a t-shirt gun or something because everyone is going to want their Natty Light. The crowds for both football and basketball games are crazy already, but can you imagine all of them drinking Natty after Natty and shotgunning in the stands, or cavemanning them in the stands. Because all of that will absolutely happen. Ultimately at Iowa State as long as the team is competitive that's good enough for them. They just want to get blackout drunk and watch some decent sportsball. That's not too much to ask for in Ames, Iowa



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