Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
Iowa sports is very predictable. Iowa football will be boring with awesome tight ends. They'll play a bunch of ugly games but they'll end up 8-4 and in the Outback Bowl. Iowa basketball will win at least 20 games and will be in the 7-10 seed range come NCAA Tournament time. So what's a decent drink that is the same every time? Corona Light. Corona Light is a fine beer, but it is not amazing by any means. Sure, sometimes you put a lime in it and it's especially good like Iowa being one game away from the College Football Playoff or being ranked in the top 5 in basketball for a month straight, but usually it is exactly how you would expect it to taste. That should be the slogan for the Iowa Hawkeyes. Iowa Athletics: exactly how you would expect it to taste. REMINDER: Iowa scored 55 on Ohio State in 2017.
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