Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
Indiana fans are crazy for attention and are constantly reminding you that they won some basketball championships in the early 80s. Since the 80s, however, not much good to speak of for the Hoosiers. Indiana fans are also quick to say that Archie Miller is the savior (they also said the same thing about Romeo Langford and how did that work out?). Since we're talking about Indiana football doesn't matter here so we'll stick with basketball. Anyways, nobody outside the state of Indiana gives a damn about Indiana basketball because they've sucked for so long. So, Indiana fans, you will drink Stella Artois. Why? Because here in the United States of America, Stella Artois is considered a higher class of beer than say Bud Light or something of that sort. In Europe, Stella Artois is regarded like how Busch Light is in America. So outside of the USA nobody things Stella Artois is that good. Just like outside of the state of Indiana nobody thinks Indiana basketball is worth shit, and definitely not a blue blood.
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