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ALCOHOL SERIES: Illinois

Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!


Since making the basketball national title game in 2005 and appearing in the 2008 Rose Bowl, Illinois athletics has been hot garbage. There has been absolutely zero good and a whole lot of bad. Sure, the basketball team under Brad Underwood looks to be heading in the right direction, but it's just losing season after losing season for Illinois football and basketball. So that's why we gave them Busch Light, because Busch Light is a garbage beer. Don't blame us Illinois fans, your schools awful performances gave you this awful drink for your home games, not us. Drink up Illinois fans, you're going to have to drink a lot of water, uh I mean Busch Light, to numb the pain that is Illinois athletics. Come on Illinois, we need you to return to basketball relevance.



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