Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
Florida State thinks they're a football school, but since Jameis Winston left Tallahassee that just hasn't been the case. No, Florida State is a basketball school now, and the folks in Tally are having a hard time accepting that. So what are they going to be drinking? They're drinking Black Box Platinum Series Central Coast Cabernet Sauvignon. What is that you ask? It is a box wine that thinks its fancy, but I mean come on, it's still a box wine. I don't care how fancy you're name sounds or whatnot, if you're a box wine then you're a box wine. So Florida State gets this box wine that thinks its fancy because they think they're a fancy football school, when in reality they're not at all. There's some other benefits to this pairing though. Who doesn't want to see ESPN cut to crowd shots at Doak Campbell or the Tucker Center of FSU students slapping the bag? I am certainly here for that. It certainly wouldn't be the first time ESPN had some interesting FSU crowd shots.
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