Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
Duke, the self proclaimed Ivy of the South. Sure, Duke has a good athletic department. Football is always garbage, basketball always underachieves, and olympic sports are usually pretty good. But Duke is an elitist society that thinks way to highly of itself as a school and as an athletic program. So for Duke fans we have given you Miller High Life (aka the Champagne of Beers). The Champagne of Beers is more or less what Duke tries to call itself. It pretends to be this amazing institution that is so much better than its fellow ACC schools. It claims superiority in every aspect of the word. It claims to be champagne when in reality it is just beer. Sorry Duke fans, I'm sure you would've preferred an IPA (wink wink), but you're stuck with Miller High Life. It's ok, however, cause none of y'all actually went to Duke anyways.
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