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ALCOHOL SERIES: Cal

Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!



We're talking about Cal sports man. Yeahhh yikes. Cal, while there is some history, has had nothing for a long time. Sure there was that Cinderella College World Series run a few years ago, but outside of that the cupboard is pretty bare. It's not due to a lack of talent. In the last 5 years they've had a top 3 pick in both the NFL (Jared Goff #1 Overall) and NBA (Jaylen Brown #3 Overall) drafts. Goff had a career losing record and Brown lost in the first round of the NCAA Tournament. Big yikes. Throw it back a little further and you're looking at more pros with the likes of Aaron Rodgers, Marshawn Lynch, and Allen Crabbe on the hardwood. So Cal is trying to kinda hide in the corner away from everyone, kind of like what your friend does if he orders a Cosmo. Also you're friend who ordered a Cosmo definitely went to Cal. Let's just call it what it is, Cal's a little gay, Cosmos are a little gay. If the shoe fits wear it, and nobody from Cal will fight me on this one. It comes with the territory. So Cal fans enjoy your Cosmos while watching some future pros get smacked by the rest of the Pac12.

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