Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!
Auburn is the most expect the unexpected athletics program in the country. Every Auburn game of any sport features a wide-open, kamikaze, it's either going to hurt us or you but no ones going to feel good kind of attitude. Auburn fans are passionate, and try to stay proper and well mannered. So to match the well mannered but bat shit crazy nature of Auburn athletics, Tiger fans will be drinking Gentleman Jack in the stadiums. It sound like a proper drink, but in reality its basically regular Jack Daniel's with a fancy name and label on it. See Auburn fans, just because you dress nice at games doesn't mean y'all are all fancy like. This drink is also perfect for celebrating an insane home win, or drowning out the sorrows of an equally insane home loss. Cause with Auburn athletics nothing is normal. Don't believe me? Look at the 2018-19 seasons for Auburn football, basketball, and baseball and tell me where you see normal. You won't. And that's why we can't just have normal Jack Daniel's, no no no, we have to mix it up while staying prim and proper.
P.S. Auburn's last football national championship and this past year's basketball Final Four run both included a pay-for-play scandal. Just saying.
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