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ALCOHOL SERIES: Arizona State

Welcome to the NCAA Alcohol Series! One day, when I replace Mark Emmert as NCAA commissioner, I will mandate that every school only be allowed to sell one type of drink at games. These are the drinks for each Power 5 school. Reasoning for the choices are related to the school’s athletic program, the culture of the school, or really anything that I felt was fitting. Really like something? Really hate something? Hit us @theusofncaa on Twitter. Looking for your school? Every school’s article will be posted on the website and can also be found in the thread pinned to the top of our Twitter @theusofncaa . Enjoy and drink up!



Arizona State is consistently mediocre at sports, especially football and basketball. However, the Sun Devil students are always going wild at all the games. How can these kids go crazy during a #Pac12AfterDark snooze fest, or keep the Curtain of Distraction lively as the Devils brick 3 pointer after 3 pointer? There can only be one answer Hunch Punch. So what is Hunch Punch? It depends on who you ask but this is the most Arizona State recipe I have ever heard. In one big ass bowl mix a bottle of Everclear, Kool Aid, Red Bull, a couple 4 Lokos, a handle of vodka, and crushed up caffeine pills. Now tell me you've heard a more Arizona State drink? You haven't. Here's the best part Sun Devil fans, it will be served with a beer bong so you'll feel right at home funneling it down you and your friends' gullets behind the Curtain of Distraction. Don't party too hard ASU.

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